Monthly Archives: April 2010

230 Fifth – Malaysian Monster Madness!!!!

230 Fifthhttp://www.230-fifth.com230 5th AvenueNew York, NY 10001 THE CONQUESTI’m sitting at my desk the other day putting together VIP ticketing proposals when I get an email, sent to everyone in our office from my co-worker, Mike Smith. **Subject: Suit Up, … Continue reading

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Angel’s Stadium – Twitter Rally

Angel Stadium Of Anaheimhttp://angels.mlb.com2000 E Gene Autry WayAnaheim, CA 92806 THE CONQUESTThe full potential of the internet has still yet to be reached, however, I may have achieved a new level of dynamic capabilities with the Burger Conquest twitter account. … Continue reading

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Boo-kies – A Wacko Circus Bachelor Party

Boo-Kies http://www.facebook.com/bookies?ref=fs#!/pages/Burlington-VT/BooKies-Burgers-and-More/177804825297?ref=search&sid;=502857812.1739102076..1 Church Street Market Place http://www.churchstmarketplace.com Burlington, VT, 05401 THE CONQUEST The Church Street Market Place – Home to Burlington, VT’s most popular shopping district, my friend Kyle’s bachelor party and the famous Boo-Kies. I had heard some pretty … Continue reading

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2nd Ave Deli vs Kat’z Deli Food Wars – Who Eats Pastrami at 8 in the Morning?

2nd Ave Delihttp://www.2ndavedeli.com162 East 33rd StreetNew York, NY 10016 Katz Delihttp://www.katzdeli.com205 East Houston StreetNew York, NY 10002-1098 THE CONQUESTBack in early March I got asked to participate in the taping of the new Travel Channel show, Food Wars featuring my … Continue reading

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Yankee Stadium – 27 Victories, 5 Burgers, 3 Steak sandwichs and 2 Opening Days

Yankee Stadium http://www.yankees.com/ Johnny Rockets http://www.johnnyrockets.com 44 E 161st St Bronx, NY 10451 THE CONQUEST Something amazing happened in 2009. The New York Yankees went on to win their 27th World Series Championship and we celebrated with burgers. Prior to … Continue reading

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KFC Double Down – I Was Drunk And My Blog Needed The Hits

Share KFC Double Down http://www.kfc.com/doubledown 242 East 14th Street New York, NY 10003 THE CONQUEST When life gives you lemons, you’re supposed make lemonade. So when KFC gives you a Double Down, you should make like a fat, disgusting, bloated … Continue reading

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Grill ‘Em All Truck – Revolver Golden Gods

Harley-Davidson Dark Custom Ride to the Golden God Awards Parking Lot Pre-Partywith the Grill ‘Em All Truckhttp://www.h-d.com/darkcustomhttp://grillemalltruck.comLos Angeles, CA Revolver Magazine Golden God Awardshttp://www.revolvermag.com/golden-gods Nokia Theater LAhttp://www.nokiatheatrelalive.com777 Chick Hearn CtLos Angeles, CA 90015 THE CONQUESTI support my burger habits by … Continue reading

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25 Degrees – The Fight Club of Burgers

25 Degreeshttp://www.25degreesrestaurant.com7000 Hollywood BlvdLos Angeles, CA, 90028 THE CONQUESTTyler Durden and I have 2 things in common. The first of which is my power to inspire others. All it takes is one small spark to start a fire and that’s … Continue reading

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The Counter – Idioms From the Idiot

The Counterhttp://www.thecounterburger.com2901 Ocean Park BoulevardSanta Monica, CA 90405-2952 THE CONQUESTI’m a cheesy guy. I like bad jokes and I make a lot of puns. Much like Ron Burgundy and the famous “when in Rome” quote, I also love to misuse … Continue reading

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In-N-Out Burger – A Burger Flaps Its Wings

In-N-Outhttp://www.in-n-out.com/1891 E. “G” StreetOntario, CA 91764 THE CONQUESTThe Butterfly effect, a specific dial down of the Chaos Theory, states that small changes or actions can have large effects on other scenarios. It’s kind of like the physics version of subliminal … Continue reading

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