PSYCHE!! 
I hope everyone enjoyed our little April Fool’s Day joke. While I actually do enjoy salads and eat several of them a week, I am, have been and always will, fueled by burgers. Burger Conquest isn’t going anywhere!!
On a serious note, these are some of my favorite salads in NYC and I do encourage moderation and balance in one’s diet, as well as exercise.
COSI SANDWICH BAR
Cosi Signature Salad Lite
8 out of 10 tosses
UNCLE NICK’S GREEK CUISINE
Maroulosalata
7 out of 10 tosses
CHOP’T
Vegetarian Powerhouse with “Spa” Tex-Mex Ranch Dressing
8 out of 10 tosses
STAND
Burger Salad with Turkey
8 out of 10 tosses
Will someone please call Weird Al and have him make the Burger Parody?
Your last salad has a burger in it. Fruedian slip?
I apprecaite all of the details you covered with this April Fools… I especially like the use of the word psyche!