Why Is a Pastrami Sandwich On a Dating App?

Pastrami called. It misses you. Why did you ghost?

I know that last time you hung out it got real heavy. Pastrami is not looking for anything serious.

Heck, its way too awesome to have a commitment. It just wants you to see you for a quick lunch once in awhile.

So hop back on that dieting app @Seamless and ask pastrami for a date at Ben’s Kosher Deli.

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