Pastrami called. It misses you. Why did you ghost?
I know that last time you hung out it got real heavy. Pastrami is not looking for anything serious.
Heck, its way too awesome to have a commitment. It just wants you to see you for a quick lunch once in awhile.
So hop back on that dieting app @Seamless and ask pastrami for a date at Ben’s Kosher Deli.