Author Archives: Rev
Why Is a Pastrami Sandwich On a Dating App?
Pastrami called. It misses you. Why did you ghost? I know that last time you hung out it got real heavy. Pastrami is not looking for anything serious. Heck, its way too awesome to have a commitment. It just wants … Continue reading
Is This The Best Pizza In Point Pleasant NJ?
Googled “best pizza Jenkinson’s.” Joey Tomato came up in the top spot. I figured it would be the same frozen schlock, reheated and mass produced to quickly appease tourists and maximize profit. I mean, that’s how food on Jersey shore … Continue reading
The Greatest Moment in Vegetable History: FRENCH FRIES
And on the 5th day, we pay respect to the greatest moment in vegetable history: FRENCH FRIES. People think of french fries as a side item. How would you feel if that’s how your best friend, boss, colleague, client or … Continue reading
Thanks Pizzeria Sirenetta For My New Career as a Pasta Model
Look at the steam coming off this!!! It’s spaghettini with san marzano tomato sauce, basil, parmigiano reggiano from Pizzeria Sirenetta. You’re gonna wanna eat this when you go there along with one of their pizzas. Don’t skip the apps! Their appetizer … Continue reading
Arby’s – Now Made Better With Bourbon
The following is a complete list of things made more awesome by bourbon: EVERYTHING. Let’s try a test. Which of the following would you rather have: A. 13 hour smoked brisket topped with brown sugar, black pepper bacon, cheddar and … Continue reading
3 Ways To Improve Shake Shack’s Chicken Sandwich
So I found three ways to improve the fried chicken sandwich Shake Shack: Add bacon. Add cherry peppers. Serve over cheese fries.
The One Time You Will Order a Burger Over Steak
The Butcher Cut Bacon Burger Del Frisco’s Grille will make you think twice about ordering a steak. More likely you’ll get it as an appetizer for your steak. Yeah, that’s the move! It’s topped with Aged Cheddar, Sloppy Sauce, Tomato, Pickle. Comes … Continue reading
Eat Hatch Green Chiles at Habit Burger Grill … NOW
They have hatch green chiles Habit Burger Grill!! Get to a location near you before October 3 and add them to your double char with cheese. After that hatch chile season is over and they’ll be gone. If you’ve never had … Continue reading
What Kind of Beer Pairs With a Cheddar Jalapeno Burger?
When you load up a Burger with freshly sliced and grilled jalapeños, you’ll be crusin’ for a bruisin’. Best way to battle the power of the capsaicin lighting up your food hole is with cheese and hoppy IPA. Be prepared … Continue reading