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25 Degrees – The Fight Club of Burgers
25 Degreeshttp://www.25degreesrestaurant.com7000 Hollywood BlvdLos Angeles, CA, 90028 THE CONQUESTTyler Durden and I have 2 things in common. The first of which is my power to inspire others. All it takes is one small spark to start a fire and that’s … Continue reading
The Counter – Idioms From the Idiot
The Counterhttp://www.thecounterburger.com2901 Ocean Park BoulevardSanta Monica, CA 90405-2952 THE CONQUESTI’m a cheesy guy. I like bad jokes and I make a lot of puns. Much like Ron Burgundy and the famous “when in Rome” quote, I also love to misuse … Continue reading
In-N-Out Burger – A Burger Flaps Its Wings
In-N-Outhttp://www.in-n-out.com/1891 E. “G” StreetOntario, CA 91764 THE CONQUESTThe Butterfly effect, a specific dial down of the Chaos Theory, states that small changes or actions can have large effects on other scenarios. It’s kind of like the physics version of subliminal … Continue reading
Jim’s Steaks / PYT – Popping A Meat Boner in The City of Brotherly Love
Jim’s Steakshttp://www.jimssteaks.com400 South StPhiladelphia, Pennsylvania 19147 PYThttp://www.pytphilly.com1050 N. Hancock St.Philadelphia, PA 19123 THE CONQUESTWhen the weather starts to get warm, I get on my bicycle and ride. It’s one of my favorite pastimes, great exercise and an amazing way to … Continue reading
Shorty’s.32 – Don’t Make Me Have to Tell You Again
Shorty’s.32http://www.shortys32.com199 Prince StNew York, NY 10012 THE CONQUESTBack when the Burger Conquest began in October of 2008, I felt like nearly every burger I ate was amazing. Using words like “best,” “top,” and “#1” came out of my mouth frequently. … Continue reading
Burger Conquest IS THE News
Yesterday on my way to work, I just happened to pass by what turned out to be a Collegehumor.com April Fool’s Day Prank. They hired actors to dress up as In-N-Out Burger employees, had them stand in front of signs … Continue reading
Gimme Back My Burgers!!!
PSYCHE!! I hope everyone enjoyed our little April Fool’s Day joke. While I actually do enjoy salads and eat several of them a week, I am, have been and always will, fueled by burgers. Burger Conquest isn’t going anywhere!! On … Continue reading
Pop Burger – Miley Cyrus Packs It In
Pop Burgerhttp://www.popburger.com60 9th AvenueNew York, NY 10011-4901 THE CONQUESTYou’ve seen it heralded as one of the Best Hamburgers in NYC. You’ve seen it get Burger Famous on TV shows like the Travel Channel’s “Hamburger Paradise.” You’ve heard rumors about them … Continue reading
The New Burger Conquest – Turning Over a New Leaf
On Friday, October 16th, 2008 – 5 friends went out for a burger at Arthur’s Steakhouse in Hoboken, NJ. On that day, Burger Conquest was born. 531 days later and I have eaten and written about 188 burgers on this … Continue reading